January 2011
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Contrary to popular opinion, 'pretty' girls do not...
In fact, it’s quite the opposite. For example, I consider myself attractive. Fun. Intelligent. Spunky. I consider myself a lot of things, and I am pretty, and do have a lot of great qualities- However, every relationship I’ve had has failed. Every guy I’ve pursued or been pursued by ended up an asshole- They were all different types of assholes, of varying degrees- But they were...
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That awkward moment when it dawns on you that...
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He bought me flowers. :)
And then some other stuff happened.
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I love how men are just as bad as women at...
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I am not a fan of girls who bait their beaus with petty self deprecating melodrama to trick them into spouting off some romanticized ego boosting bullshit, nor am I a fan of boys who spout off romanticized ego boosting bullshit for the sake of satiating a desperate girls cravings furthermore encouraging the idiocy that is her witless behavior. ‘Just saying.
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Teenage Dream: A Boy’s Perspective
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I was asked by an adorable, adorable femme to do...
Which she will get on her arm, along with my signature. I’m so excited and so worried simultaneously, I really don’t consider myself an ‘artist’ by any means so I’m nervous as all get out and praying I can turn out something she’ll love. What’s great about this situation is she’s the girl I was crushing on hardcore a while back, lol. I mean I’m...
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Plankton is so adorable.
I just want to snuggle with him.
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So by not going to Assimilation.
I got to *not* meet Lords of Acid.
I could’ve met Lords of fucking Acid. Danced with them. Talked to them. Fangirled our over them. But I stayed at home doing nothing because I didn’t want to intrude on whats his hottness and whats his hotness’ friends tradition.
Brb gonna go jump off a cliff.
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“Meet exciting black people at MeetBlackPeople.com! A place for exciting black...”
– A commercial saying those exact phrases just appeared on my television. I don’t really know how to feel about this.
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ISMOF IS COMING TO TOWN IN MARCH AND PIERCE THE...
SHITFUCKSHITKFHSKJFSLFKJDE I CAN’T CONTAIN MYSELF.
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So while we were hanging the other night,
There was an unintentional slip up. This stunning woman appeared on the screen- I was admiring her collarbones, her flawless jawline, and pondering how beautiful her hips must look and how her stomach must be irresistibly flat and concave. A strange look overcame his face, and looking a bit taken aback, he said “She looks sooo skinny”. His voice almost sounded displeased. I find it...
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Dancing at a party
beyoncespam:
Expectation:
Reality:
Precisely why I did not go dancing with whats his hotness. My desire to look like a complete tool in front of him is equal to zero.
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I like it when guys work at subway, cause then...
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ROLE REVERSAL, BITCHES.
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Today went better than expected. :)
Mood-wise; Not day wise. Towards the end my mood was more consistent and I became more comfortable and happy, which is much preferable to my earlier manic-depressive sobbing dwelling in self inflicted sadness idiocy. I’m relieved and excited that the guy I’m interested in seems to have the capabilities to- For lack of better terms- TOTALLY nerd the hell out with me. Which is...
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“If you end up being a fistful of wasted time I’m going to be unreasonably...”
– Unreasonably unreasonable, I’ll be.
I’m tired. I’m mopey. I’m pouty. I’m irrational. I haven’t slept in eons.
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Since when
Is making out with someone other than your betrothed not cheating?
Hearing this makes me question the entire definition behind the word, and even more so, ponder everyone’s individual opinion and interpretation of it.
So what do you think? What is ‘cheating’ to you? What makes you a ‘cheater’, and after what action have you officially gone and ‘cheated’...
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Does anyone know of a site where I can...
I used to use Awooh, but recently this pesky little ‘Fill Out This Survey to Watch!’ pop-up has been preventing me from using it.
Any tips would be uber appreciated. Thank-you! <3
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Walking past your crush:
tylermonster:spectacular-mistake:expectations-vs-reality:
Expectation:
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THIS.
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“There is no better loss than to lose myself in you”
– Control; MuteMath